hungarian:

*sits down at mcdonalds* “um, excuse me where’s our waiter?”

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

w-ave:

i swear to god kim kardashian has been pregnant for about 3 years now

queefnation:

what if we’re all just particles on a grilled cheese sandwich

(Source: circumcising)